Haircut in India and US : A humorous take

It was my first haircut in US and I am jumping like a small baby to share my experience through a comparison between normal Indian salons vs a normal US salons (which are nothing less than a Jawed Habib).

In US 90% of the time you will be greeted by a girl and even the cutting will be also done by her.
In India it is just the opposite.

So lets look at the way things happen differently in India and US.

How customers are greeted
In US salons the way customers are greeted, you feel to come again and again.
Also you can check-in online and reserve your no.

In India sometimes you will feel that the barber has even seen you or not.
When the person who came after you gets a haircut first you have to raise your voice to make
him feel your presence.

How the cutting is done
In US there are different scales which decide the type of haircut you will get.

In India, there are only 3 styles, Barik, Medium or any Celebrity cut.

The Payment
In US you need to pay a tip even when you don't like the haircut.

In India most of the times either customer or barber won't have Rs 5 change, which will be delayed to the next time.

When North meets South in USA - Dinner Preparation

"When North meets South in USA" is a comedy series which depicts the daily fun filled and dramatic confrontations of a North Indian guy who lives with his South Indian roommates in USA.

Take it with a pinch of humour. There are absolutely no intentions to defame or offend anyone.
I hope you guys will enjoy it.


                             Title - Dinner Preparation

  Description - North Indian suggests a vegetable for dinner.

When North meets South in USA - The Feast

"When North meets South in USA" is a comedy series which depicts the daily fun filled and dramatic confrontations of a North Indian guy who lives with his South Indian roommates in USA.

Take it with a pinch of humour. There are absolutely no intentions to defame or offend anyone.


                                  Title - The Feast
                       Description - Feast made by South Indians

When North meets South in USA

"When North meets South in USA" is a comedy series which depicts the daily fun filled and dramatic confrontations of a North Indian guy who lives with his South Indian roommates in USA.

Take it with a pinch of humour. There are absolutely no intentions to defame or offend anyone.
I hope you guys will enjoy it.


                                    First day at grocery
            North Indian goes to bring common grocery for all..!!

Veg Bachelor Burtha - Recipe

Yes today I will tell you how to make Veg Bachelor Burtha.

Below are the ingredients
1. Mumbai's fast life
2. IT job
3. Non veg eating room partners
4. Demanding GF
5. Onsite dreams


Here is the procedure
1. Send the guy some 500 miles away from home to a place like Mumbai.
2. Choose his work location to be one the poshest areas of Mumbai where he can't afford to stay.
3. Force him to travel by local trains and if you have to boil the burtha more, go for Viral local.
4. Make him stay with non veg lovers who will daily welcome him with new smell in the house,
    sometimes fish, sometimes chicken, mutton etc etc..
5. Make him get attracted to a demanding & dominating girl who will add all the much
    needed masalas.
6. Finally show him onsite dreams and make him work day & night.

So finally after 6 months your veg bachelor burtha is ready to be served.
Add family tension if required.

Halloween in Daily life

1. Monday
    For all the professionals, Monday is the scariest day of the week.

2. Exam paper
    There can be nothing more scary than an exam paper especially when most of the questions are
     first timers and also from that part of the syllabus which you thought would never be asked.

3. Once your GF now your wife
    She knows all those secrets, everything you did as a bachelor. If  you act smart, she won't spare    
    a chance to intimidate you.

4. Chipko Friends
    These category of friends stick like a gum at any location and under all circumstances.
     There pattar-pattar and chattar-chattar will make you run for your life.

5. Scary Reptiles
    Nothing scares you more than a cricket or cockroach pouncing upon you or a lazy lizard falling 
    on your head.

6. Pimples
    These unwanted aliens are the nightmare of any teen's life.
    A sight of pimple in the morning ruins your complete day.

7. That moment when you forget something valuable
    We tend to forget things and most of the times it causes us a hell of trouble. 
    Sometimes we forget our purse and come to know the same after having a sumptuous dinner.
    There are many instances when we forget our company's ID card and know about it after reaching 
    office, which is 20 km from our home.

There can be many more of such things which can be added to the list.
So if you have anything in mind which scares you on a daily basis, mention the same in comment and I will add it to the list.

When opposites attract....The real truth !!

It is alway said that opposites attract , fall in love and have a sizzling love story.
But do you really know the real truth ?
What happens once the initial spark fades away slowly ?
What happens when your likes are his dislikes and vice versa.


Here is my imagination of what would have happened.
Take it with a pinch of humour, no offense intended.

Long distance relationship - how it flows

Long distance relationship have its own flavor and gives you a different experience.

It starts with a puppy love but soon after couple of months you understand the actual colors of it.

Here is my imagination of how it flows.

Take it with a pinch of humor, no offense intended.

 

Problems faced by men carrying a forest - A humorous take

10 Things that you can do in India and not in USA

1. You can freely open your natural tap & spit anywhere on or nearby the Indian roads but in USA you have to pay a fine if you are caught doing so.

2. In India speed limit signs are put just to match international traffic norms but not to be followed , also traffic rules are to followed only when you see a cop. In USA breaking even a single rule makes you guilty of a fine.

3. Littering is quite a normal activity in India exhibited by many people, but why I am still confused?
May be because it gives them some level of satisfaction or it makes them feel proud,  reason still unclear. In USA if you even forget to pack your garbage properly and keep outside your home at a defined time, you will be fined.

4. Piracy is considered a serious crime in USA which can put you behind bars for lifetime.
In India millions of people wait to download the newly released movie as cyber rules in India are
just for namesake purpose.

5. In India there is hardly any concept of zebra or pedestrian crossing so you can freely cross the road anytime as if you are strolling in your garden. In USA you can't cross the road anywhere in the middle , there are buttons on the signals which when pressed ons the green light for the pedestrians to cross.

6. Bargaining is the birthright of all Indians and they practice it with pride wherever possible.
In USA if you bargain for something may be you can be looked down upon.

7. Using water to wash while pooping can only be done in India as in USA you only have tissue paper for that purpose.

8. Travelling on top of trains and buses can happen only in India.

9. Only in India you can block roads with tents and other stuff when there is a marriage or some other function.

10. Only in India on the basis of your caste you can get into elite colleges taking the help of the biggest shit that exists in the world called Reservation.
In other countries its purely merit that decided your fate.

When a non mumbaikar falls in love with a mumbaikar..Its fun..!!!

It's a famous saying that opposite attracts and fall in love, but what happens after that.
A small tale of a non mumbaikar who falls in love with a mumbaikar

How it starts

The initial days are fine but one fine day you face the real horror "Virar Train"

No phone network in local trains gives spark to your small fights.

When every restaurant just have paneer in veg and everything in the world, when it comes to non veg.

                               


There is always Hollywood Action  vs   Bollywood mellodrama when it comes to movies 


                           

A bachelor living alone in mumbai finds it hard to pass his time, while the localid finds it hard to give him time.

For the non mumbaikar every place seems to be half an hour away and there is a always a fight when he fails to make it on time..damn mumbai traffic.

When she finds the mumbai weather awesome while for the non mumbaikar, it sucks.
It stinks and sweats all the time.

                              



The mumbaikar travels a lot and the non mumbaikar has his office just 15-20 mins away from his flat.

This post is just for a pinch of laughter and doesn't intend to offend anyone.