Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Saturday, April 16, 2016

Haircut in India and US : A humorous take

It was my first haircut in US and I am jumping like a small baby to share my experience through a comparison between normal Indian salons vs a normal US salons (which are nothing less than a Jawed Habib).

In US 90% of the time you will be greeted by a girl and even the cutting will be also done by her.
In India it is just the opposite.

So lets look at the way things happen differently in India and US.

How customers are greeted
In US salons the way customers are greeted, you feel to come again and again.
Also you can check-in online and reserve your no.

In India sometimes you will feel that the barber has even seen you or not.
When the person who came after you gets a haircut first you have to raise your voice to make
him feel your presence.





How the cutting is done
In US there are different scales which decide the type of haircut you will get.

In India, there are only 3 styles, Barik, Medium or any Celebrity cut.






The Payment
In US you need to pay a tip even when you don't like the haircut.

In India most of the times either customer or barber won't have Rs 5 change, which will be delayed to the next time.



Thursday, February 18, 2016

When North meets South in USA - Dinner Preparation

"When North meets South in USA" is a comedy series which depicts the daily fun filled and dramatic confrontations of a North Indian guy who lives with his South Indian roommates in USA.

Take it with a pinch of humour. There are absolutely no intentions to defame or offend anyone.
I hope you guys will enjoy it.


                             Title - Dinner Preparation

  Description - North Indian suggests a vegetable for dinner.




Sunday, February 14, 2016

When North meets South in USA - The Feast

"When North meets South in USA" is a comedy series which depicts the daily fun filled and dramatic confrontations of a North Indian guy who lives with his South Indian roommates in USA.

Take it with a pinch of humour. There are absolutely no intentions to defame or offend anyone.


                                  Title - The Feast
                       Description - Feast made by South Indians



Saturday, February 6, 2016

When North meets South in USA

"When North meets South in USA" is a comedy series which depicts the daily fun filled and dramatic confrontations of a North Indian guy who lives with his South Indian roommates in USA.

Take it with a pinch of humour. There are absolutely no intentions to defame or offend anyone.
I hope you guys will enjoy it.


                                    First day at grocery
            North Indian goes to bring common grocery for all..!!







Sunday, December 20, 2015

Veg Bachelor Burtha - Recipe

Yes today I will tell you how to make Veg Bachelor Burtha.



Below are the ingredients
1. Mumbai's fast life
2. IT job
3. Non veg eating room partners
4. Demanding GF
5. Onsite dreams


Here is the procedure
1. Send the guy some 500 miles away from home to a place like Mumbai.
2. Choose his work location to be one the poshest areas of Mumbai where he can't afford to stay.
3. Force him to travel by local trains and if you have to boil the burtha more, go for Viral local.
4. Make him stay with non veg lovers who will daily welcome him with new smell in the house,
    sometimes fish, sometimes chicken, mutton etc etc..
5. Make him get attracted to a demanding & dominating girl who will add all the much
    needed masalas.
6. Finally show him onsite dreams and make him work day & night.





So finally after 6 months your veg bachelor burtha is ready to be served.
Add family tension if required.

Sunday, November 8, 2015

Halloween in Daily life

1. Monday
    For all the professionals, Monday is the scariest day of the week.





2. Exam paper
    There can be nothing more scary than an exam paper especially when most of the questions are
     first timers and also from that part of the syllabus which you thought would never be asked.





3. Once your GF now your wife
   
She knows all those secrets, everything you did as a bachelor. If  you act smart, she won't spare    

    a chance to intimidate you.






4. Chipko Friends
   
These category of friends stick like a gum at any location and under all circumstances.
     There pattar-pattar and chattar-chattar will make you run for your life.








5. Scary Reptiles
    N
othing scares you more than a cricket or cockroach pouncing upon you or a lazy lizard falling 

    on your head.







6. Pimples
   
These unwanted aliens are the nightmare of any teen's life.

    A sight of pimple in the morning ruins your complete day.







7. That moment when you forget something valuable
   
We tend to forget things and most of the times it causes us a hell of trouble. 

    Sometimes we forget our purse and come to know the same after having a sumptuous dinner.
    There are many instances when we forget our company's ID card and know about it after reaching 
    office, which is 20 km from our home.







There can be many more of such things which can be added to the list.
So if you have anything in mind which scares you on a daily basis, mention the same in comment and I will add it to the list.

Monday, September 21, 2015

When opposites attract....The real truth !!

It is alway said that opposites attract , fall in love and have a sizzling love story.
But do you really know the real truth ?
What happens once the initial spark fades away slowly ?
What happens when your likes are his dislikes and vice versa.


Here is my imagination of what would have happened.
Take it with a pinch of humour, no offense intended.



















Sunday, September 20, 2015

Long distance relationship - how it flows

Long distance relationship have its own flavor and gives you a different experience.
It starts with a puppy love but soon after couple of months you understand the actual colors of it.

Here is my imagination of how it flows.

Take it with a pinch of humor, no offense intended.